Quote by Lenny Bruce:

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't "taper off." You've got to quit, cold jerky!

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Leonard Alfred Schneider, better known by his stage name Lenny Bruce, was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, and satirist. He was renowned for his open, free-style and critical form of comedy which integrated satire, politics, religion, sex, and vulgarity.

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My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.