I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.
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That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.
Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.
Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.