Quote by Lewis Black:


I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.

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Lewis Niles Black is an American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, social critic, voice actor, and actor. He is best known for his angry demeanour and belligerent comedic style, in which he often simulates having a mental breakdown.

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That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.

Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.