Quotes & Jokes about Opportunities

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I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.

It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.

The reason you should go to Las Vegas is because, for only the second time, the second time, ever, they have rebuilt Sodom and Gomorrah. It's back!! And you have the opportunity to see it before it turns to salt.

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.

Turning a breakup into a break-over... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.

If opportunity doesn't knock, just build a door son.

If I don’t die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare opportunity to watch a great talent grow.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.

Water parks provide a wonderful opportunity to meet new people and then soak in their pee.

Never turn down an opportunity to shout "Fuck them all!" at the top of your voice.

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'

Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.