Quote by Louis CK:


I'm not an atheist. I think god is there and that he is watching and he made us. I just don't give a shit. I don't "believe in god." I have zero idea how everything got here. I would personally say that, if i had to make a list of possibles, God would be pretty far down. But if I were to make a list of people that know what the fuck they are talking about, I would be really far down.

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Louis C. K.
Louis Székely, better known by his stage name Louis C.K., is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and filmmaker.

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