One of those Christmas songs says, “You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout.” How’s my wife going to get along?
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I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.
President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way - liquored up in a cheap hotel room.