Quote by Milton Berle:

They’ve got plastic Christmas trees now. They’re hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.

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Milton Berle was an American comedian and actor. Berle's career as an entertainer spanned over 80 years, first in silent films and on stage as a child actor, then in radio, movies and television.

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One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, "By the way, you know I'm fake, right?"