Quote by Mort Sahl:

You haven't lived until you've died in California.

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Morton Lyon Sahl is an American comedian, actor, and social satirist, considered the first modern stand-up comedian since Will Rogers. Sahl pioneered a style of social satire which pokes fun at political and current event topics using improvised monologues and only a newspaper as a prop.

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I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

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