Quote by Mort Sahl:

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?

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Morton Lyon Sahl is an American comedian, actor, and social satirist, considered the first modern stand-up comedian since Will Rogers. Sahl pioneered a style of social satire which pokes fun at political and current event topics using improvised monologues and only a newspaper as a prop.

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