Quote by Mort Sahl:

If you can't join them, beat them.

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Morton Lyon Sahl is an American comedian, actor, and social satirist, considered the first modern stand-up comedian since Will Rogers. Sahl pioneered a style of social satire which pokes fun at political and current event topics using improvised monologues and only a newspaper as a prop.

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If I can be serious now, and I have the feeling I can.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.

We have a Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.