Quotes & Jokes about Beat
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
My parents used to beat the living shit out of me, okay? And I'm glad they did, and I'm looking forward to beating the shit out of my kids!
Once I beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken, which gave me the courage.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
When they named a hurricane "Hurricane Ike", I went "finally, they have the balls to name a hurricane after a crack smoking, wife beating motherfucker."
Here's an uplifting story. Congratulations to the Little League team from Huntington Beach, California. Yeah, they beat Japan to win the Little League World Series. That's pretty good. See, that proves that when math and science aren't involved, our kids can beat anybody.
That's what a pinata inspires. It's like, 'Hey kids, let's get your favorite cartoon character and let's lynch his ass. And then we're gonna all take turns beating the crap out of it until its guts come out. We can all scramble for its sugary entrails. Who's with me?!'
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
If you can't join them, beat them.
I'm gonna get famous. Then when my career starts to flag, I'm gonna go into a three month fucking bender, OK? Coke, and fucking pot, and smack, and fucking booze, and drive over people, and beat up my kids, go into therapy, go into rehab, come outta rehab, be on the cover of People magazine, and go Sorry! I fucked up!
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.
I got friends who look like life beat the shit out of them.
I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.
I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.