There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.
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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.
Gags die, humor doesn't.