Quote by Paul Rodriguez:

Animals don't have anyone to protect them. If we don't stand up, the people who are harming animals will never get stopped.


Quotes by other comedians

Shut up... let me tell you, let me. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you're real. I don't have enough time in any day to think about you enough... I don't even think about women anymore. I think about you.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

We created god in our own image and likeness!

Don't let anyone try to tell you who you are. Define yourself.

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.