Quote by Paul Rodriguez:

It is my belief that Latinos in show business have to be self sufficient and creative while aggressively attempting to penetrate post-mogul Hollywood. Self- starting is becoming the path to serious studio support.


Quotes by other comedians

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'.

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

When I die I've decided to cremate any night club owner or promoter who is still alive.

Predictions are preposterous.