The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
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Quotes by other comedians
Well, let me welcome myself to Texas. Where a man comes home and hangs his hat on his lap.
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.