The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
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If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.
Losing builds character. So, if you're the loser in your family, don't worry. 'Cos twenty years form now, that perfect can do no wrong brother of yours is going to show up at your house, bald, fat, divorced, with six kids who all hate him and he's going to ask you for money. And because of your character, you're going to look him right in the eyes and you're going to say, "You know what, I'll give you some money. If you mow my lawn and detail my car. Oh yeah, then you can shampoo the tail." Loser.
I thought the purpose of education was to learn to think for yourself.
I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.'
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.