I don’t believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that’s indecision.
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If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?
Without identical twins, you’ll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.
I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.
I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.