Quote by Phyllis Diller:

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

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Phyllis Ada Diller was an American actress and comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.

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