Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote by Woody Allen:
Quotes by other comedians
My friend has been enjoying the craziest sex life since he got a divorce from his sister.
We didn’t have a ‘baby-proof’ house. Sometimes a 2-year-old with a hammer woke your ass up from a nap!
If I just sit here every Friday night and spout Bush administration talking points, that's not information or entertainment, it's Fox News!