Quote by Redd Foxx:

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

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John Elroy Sanford, better known by his stage name Redd Foxx, was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Foxx gained success with his raunchy nightclub acts during the 1950s and 1960s. Known as the "King of the Party Records", he performed on more than 50 records in his lifetime.

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