Quote by Redd Foxx:

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

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John Elroy Sanford, better known by his stage name Redd Foxx, was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Foxx gained success with his raunchy nightclub acts during the 1950s and 1960s. Known as the "King of the Party Records", he performed on more than 50 records in his lifetime.

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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

I stopped having intimacy problems when my lovers did impressions of other women.

Remove your pajamas from your body. Tie knots in the arms and the legs and the head and the everything. And then whip them over your head very fast and then inflate them to the size and consistency of a small speed boat.