Quote by Richard Jeni:

America - 20 million illegal immigrants can't be wrong!

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Richard John Colangelo, better known by the stage name of Richard Jeni, was an American stand-up comedian and actor.

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Well thank you, I can hardly say I'm an 'eloquent' writer, it's like a third grade reading level.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

Wind chimes are also earthquake chimes.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.