First class mail sucks. What is third class mail? They must strap a letter on the back of a mental patient and he wanders aimlessly.
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I found a great new weed killer, but it stains the carpet.
When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day?
That son of mine, when they made him they broke the mold. Then they set it on fire to be sure.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently, it wasn't first place.