Political views divide faster than marriages.
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Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!
The other night I woke up, she was saying sexy things. She was on the phone.
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.
As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.
You might be a redneck if... you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.