Quote by Richard Lewis:

Political views divide faster than marriages.

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Richard Philip Lewis is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He came to prominence in the 1980s as a comedian specializing in self-deprecating humor before turning to acting.

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As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.

You might be a redneck if... you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.