Political views divide faster than marriages.
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You try to pretend like you're paying attention to your family, but in the meantime, you're like "Grandma, can you pass the gravy? I'm open!"
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.