Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
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Quotes by other comedians
You might be a redneck if there has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.
At the end of the day it's the end of the day.
I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
I have spent my life paying attention to my art form, developing my art form, worrying about my show and what I'm bringing to people, making sure that I give them a fine trade.