Quotes & Jokes by Lucille Ball

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he`s not very bright.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.