Quotes & Jokes by Lucille Ball

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he`s not very bright.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.