Jim Norton

Quotes

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

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