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It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

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When I finished high school I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. Buy my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.

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I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

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I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.

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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

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The Simpsons already did it. Krusty the Clown as a stand-up comedian.

Years ago, when I know practical nothing about stand-up comedy, the only stand-up routines I watched were ones in tv-series, if any. Of course, "the Simpsons already did it", so I clearly remember Krusty the Clown as a stand-up comedian, his success and failure.

Krusty the Clown as a stand-up comedia
The Simpsons, S9 E15 "The Last Temptation of Krust", 1998.

It was only then I realised that it was a kind of parody on ones of my favourite comedians - George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

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Woody Allen, The Vodka Ad

From time to time I listen to some classic stand-up routines. Here is one by Woody Allen.

I thought he was just joking. Well, he wasn't.

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Rare Bill Hicks photos

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The Creek and the Cave Anniversary Show with Colin Quinn

The Creek and The Cave, New York City’s preeminent development comedy theatre, celebrates its 10th anniversary on Saturday, August 25th. The highlight of the evening will be a keynote address given by none other than Colin Quinn. “Colin's work on our stage this summer was such an inspiration to all of us, we were thrilled when he agreed to speak,” said Creek owner Rebecca Trent.

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