Quotes & Jokes

When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.

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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time.

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I have no interest in art. Let me clarify - I have no interest in non-nude images.

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Having a dick is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. How many people are eaten by sharks each year? How many guys lose everything they've got because of their dick? Yet the Discovery Channel has Shark week every other fucking month. Why doesn't it have Dick Week? That would be the scariest seven days in the history of television.

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The Simpsons already did it. Krusty the Clown as a stand-up comedian.

Years ago, when I know practical nothing about stand-up comedy, the only stand-up routines I watched were ones in tv-series, if any. Of course, "the Simpsons already did it", so I clearly remember Krusty the Clown as a stand-up comedian, his success and failure.

Krusty the Clown as a stand-up comedia
The Simpsons, S9 E15 "The Last Temptation of Krust", 1998.

It was only then I realised that it was a kind of parody on ones of my favourite comedians - George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

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Woody Allen, The Vodka Ad

From time to time I listen to some classic stand-up routines. Here is one by Woody Allen.

I thought he was just joking. Well, he wasn't.

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Rare Bill Hicks photos

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The Creek and the Cave Anniversary Show with Colin Quinn

The Creek and The Cave, New York City’s preeminent development comedy theatre, celebrates its 10th anniversary on Saturday, August 25th. The highlight of the evening will be a keynote address given by none other than Colin Quinn. “Colin's work on our stage this summer was such an inspiration to all of us, we were thrilled when he agreed to speak,” said Creek owner Rebecca Trent.