Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no fucking sense make.
Quotes & Jokes
When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.
I have no interest in art. Let me clarify - I have no interest in non-nude images.
It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, somebody cheats on ya, bankers fuck up your 401k, ya know? Then ya come home and that dog's looking at you and he's like, 'Dude, you're awesome!' It's like No, dude you... You are fucking awesome!'
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.