Stand-up comedians

Quotes & Jokes

People ask me all the time, all the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, "Bo, you’re an artist… how do we fix Africa?"

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I was talking to Jesus, and I said, "Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me." And Jesus looked at me and said, "You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell."

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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

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God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why’d he have to give his son up? It sounds like God owed someone some money and they couldn’t get to him, so they murked his son. That’s what I really think happened. Jesus got stabbed up in an alley… but it’s easier to sell crucifixes. You can’t sell a pendant of someone getting shanked up In the alley. It’s a marketing scheme.

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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

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The Simpsons already did it. Krusty the Clown as a stand-up comedian.

Years ago, when I know practical nothing about stand-up comedy, the only stand-up routines I watched were ones in tv-series, if any. Of course, "the Simpsons already did it", so I clearly remember Krusty the Clown as a stand-up comedian, his success and failure.

Krusty the Clown as a stand-up comedia
The Simpsons, S9 E15 "The Last Temptation of Krust", 1998.

It was only then I realised that it was a kind of parody on ones of my favourite comedians - George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

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Woody Allen, The Vodka Ad

From time to time I listen to some classic stand-up routines. Here is one by Woody Allen.

I thought he was just joking. Well, he wasn't.

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Rare Bill Hicks photos

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The Creek and the Cave Anniversary Show with Colin Quinn

The Creek and The Cave, New York City’s preeminent development comedy theatre, celebrates its 10th anniversary on Saturday, August 25th. The highlight of the evening will be a keynote address given by none other than Colin Quinn. “Colin's work on our stage this summer was such an inspiration to all of us, we were thrilled when he agreed to speak,” said Creek owner Rebecca Trent.