Gilbert Gottfried

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I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

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