Quotes & Jokes by Jay Mohr / page 3

I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get beat up by a guy with that voice? That's not the most masculine voice to take a beating to.

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

After spending the last 15 years guest hosting, I couldn’t be happier to get the opportunity to host my own show! I’m looking forward to talking sports, connecting with listeners, and interviewing amazing guests every day, while being a part of the FOX Sports Radio family. It was worth the wait.

No, even when you're making fun of people in this business, they want to take credit for it. That's how big the egos are.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week. It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I went to work feeling nauseous.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.