George Carlin: I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal...

George Carlin:

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell fucking?

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When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!

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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

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