Quotes & Jokes by Damon Wayans / page 2

Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk.

Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself.

I can't play no slave. I got three kids, man. How my kids going to respect me if they see me playing a slave? "Little Damon, you get down off that chair before I spank your behind." "Yeah, you weren't so tough when mastuh was kicking your ass."

My kids have a competitive drive I never had growing up.

When people didn't know me and I was doing stand-up. That's when I was most creative.

This town was built on nepotism.

I don't ever want to be Number One because once you become Number One, you start to change.

We have four beautiful children and some wonderful memories.

The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about.

I was 12 years old when I had my first job, delivering packages.

My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.

The show has become my therapy.

And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.

I never thought about being famous.

When I want to see the people I grew up with, most of the time I just go to the morgue.