Quotes & Jokes by David Steinberg / page 3

I starred in a Broadway play that was Sidney Poitier's first directing job and the cast was Lou Gossett, Cicely Tyson, Diana Ladd and I played a Jewish kid who offered himself as a slave to two Columbia University students as reparations.

I'm not a narcissistic vain comedian, but I like to tell a good story.

Once you succeed at something it’s hard to keep it fresh and exciting so you have to keep challenging yourself. You have to be a moving target or it won’t work.

The odd thing about comedy is that the more personal you are, the larger the audience.

Silences are the most underrated part of comedy.

But this phenomenal thing happens - even though you are the same guy with the same script - when you have a producer attached.

I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes.

A spontaneous interview feels differently than anything else you see on television.

I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.

We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.

You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.

There is no way to get better in stand up comedy than by failing.

On 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' it takes almost a year to get 10 shows written. It always reminds me of my old yeshiva days, where you used to sit over a piece of Talmud and analyze everything that was going on.