Quotes & Jokes by Denis Leary / page 8

Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,

...and there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Because we've got the bombs! That's why, yeah! Two words: NUCLEAR FUCKIN' WEAPONS! OK?!