Quotes & Jokes by Felipe Esparza / page 4
While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.
You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.
We all have a best friend in here. Every man in here has a best friend. The only reason you hangout with him is because his life sucks more than yours.
You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.
Went to the beach and I bought ceviche and a boogie board from the same person.
I didn’t know how to grab your best material and put it together into a comedy set. I would just choose subjects and do it onstage. That’s what I learned. I didn’t know how to put a set together.
I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.