Quotes & Jokes by Frank Caliendo / page 2
I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.
Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.
When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.
Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.
I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.
Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they’re calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.
People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.
Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team...