Quotes & Jokes by Frank Caliendo / page 2

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they’re calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team...

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.

Hey, I work one full hour a day!

I don't do these things to be mean, I do them to make money.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.