Quotes & Jokes by Godfrey / page 4

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I would say, as far as heckling, there’s benign and there’s malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I’d say percentage-wise it’s only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.