Quotes & Jokes by Louis C. K. / page 16

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.

There’s nowhere I won’t go. As long as it’s horribly, horribly true and or wrong.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

You can't direct without a good crew.

I’ve always benefited from knowing machines well, because it’s freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

I love comedians. They're my community.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

Oh, I love stand-up.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.