Quotes & Jokes by Rowan Atkinson / page 2

I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.

[To a whore]<br /> Blackadder: Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

Your services might be as useful as a barber’s shop on the steps of a guillotine.

Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with.

Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.