Quotes & Jokes about Government / page 4

We can only comment on what we've seen, and what we've seen from the Chilean government is nothing at all.

If ketchup had 1/20th of the carcinogens in a cigarette they'd rip it off the shelves tomorrow, so the government is full of shit when they tell you that they care about you.

Government - they used to teach it in college. It's actually something you should study and learn and know how to do. The Republicans always run on the idea that government isn't very effective. Well, not the way you do it. But it can be effective.

We’ve been on a long break and I’ve just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.