Quotes & Jokes about Government / page 4

If ketchup had 1/20th of the carcinogens in a cigarette they'd rip it off the shelves tomorrow, so the government is full of shit when they tell you that they care about you.

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

We’ve been on a long break and I’ve just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.

Government - they used to teach it in college. It's actually something you should study and learn and know how to do. The Republicans always run on the idea that government isn't very effective. Well, not the way you do it. But it can be effective.