Quotes & Jokes about Tattoos / page 2

His tattoos are like shit that you wrote on the cover of your notebook.

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.

Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you’re ready to have a baby.