As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.
Isn't this posh? I'll bet you need credit references just to get in the pool.
For sanity,I just cut down my family tree.
People at home, you having some drinks? Having some drinkies? Or are you booting black tar heroin? Lose the habit!
I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.