Quote by Roseanne Barr:

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

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Roseanne Cherrie Barr is an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and politician. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy before gaining acclaim in the television sitcom Roseanne. She won an Emmy and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. Barr became a stand-up comedian in 1980.

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I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.

Isn't this posh? I'll bet you need credit references just to get in the pool.

For sanity,I just cut down my family tree.

People at home, you having some drinks? Having some drinkies? Or are you booting black tar heroin? Lose the habit!

I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.