I’m addicted to placebos. I’d give them up, but it wouldn’t make any difference.
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I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it.
I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater.
I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it’s enough just to keep yourself alive.