Quote by Steven Wright:


I’m addicted to placebos. I’d give them up, but it wouldn’t make any difference.

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Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.

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I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it.

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater.

I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it’s enough just to keep yourself alive.