Quote by Artie Lange:


I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

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Arthur Steven Lange Jr. is an American stand-up comedian and actor, best known for his tenures on The Howard Stern Show and the sketch comedy series Mad TV. Born and raised in New Jersey, Lange first worked as a longshoreman and taxi driver to help support his family following the death of his quadriplegic father.

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Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.

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In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know.