I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.
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Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know.