Quote by Artie Lange:

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

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Arthur Steven Lange Jr. is an American stand-up comedian and actor, best known for his tenures on The Howard Stern Show and the sketch comedy series Mad TV. Born and raised in New Jersey, Lange first worked as a longshoreman and taxi driver to help support his family following the death of his quadriplegic father.

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