Quote by Brian Regan:


Politicians have a lot to deal with these days. It's a different world. You know who I feel bad for? Arab Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting. Could be their life long dream, and every time they ask for a pamphlet, all hell breaks loose.

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Brian Joseph Regan is an American stand-up comedian who uses observational, sarcastic, and self-deprecating humor. His performances are clean as he refrains from profanity and off-color humor.

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I hate bigots so much it makes me one.

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.