Quote by Craig Ferguson:

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

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Craig Ferguson is a Scottish-American television host, comedian, author, and actor. He hosted the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, for which he won two Daytime Emmy Awards, and of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History.

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