Quotes & Jokes about Prostitutes

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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they’re scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: "You can’t just go out and sell it for what it’s worth, we’re holding out for so much more!"

Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times. In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it. If you need sex, you don't. What's more important, sex or a shirt?

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

If God had intended women to prostitute themselves, he would have given them a free will and a vagina.

If I fell asleep right after sex, the prostitute might take some of my shit.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

You’re so beautiful like a tree or a high class prostitute.

Colin Farrel was recently asked about prostitutes and he said, "It's like ordering a pizza." Really? What restaurant is he going to? All I ever get is a pizza... I guess in some ways it is - when it’s delivered, it's never quite as hot as you hoped it would be.

An 83-year-old male prostitute was arrested. Police say he only charged $20 an hour, but for most of that time, he just talked about his grandkids.

The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman’s rate.

"If you got it, flaunt it" may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.