A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
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I don't think I could stab somebody, 'cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.