Quote by Demetri Martin:


A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

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Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons.

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