Quote by Demetri Martin:


A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

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Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons.

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I don't think I could stab somebody, 'cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.