Quote by Eugene Mirman:

Entertainment is business: the business of fucking art in the face.

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Eugene Boris Mirman is a Russian-American comedian and writer known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated and Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers.

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They always want head. We love it. We always have to watch, right? Right, if you have a lot of hair we fucking turn into Vidal Sassoon all of a sudden. We got like scrunchies and banana clips coming out of nowhere. Hairspray. "Good. Good. Good." Front row seats. "I like that with the lips, the thing you're doing with the lips is good."

There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

Elizabeth Taylor, who recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way. Never got a dinner!