Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?
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I most resemble Benjamin Button. I evolve. I attach myself to the heartbeat of whatever is going on at that particular time, or I just chart a new path.
I'd rather be wrong than think I'm right and bug people.
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
America is grappling with cultural diversity, and I just want to put a show on that represents the world in which I live.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.