Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?
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Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.
You can’t become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.
There’s only one joke that I do in England that doesn’t work in the States. It goes: ‘There was no place to eat last night, so I went to a kebab shop and had a doner. Which my body rejected.’ But you don’t get doners in America. They don’t exist.