Quote by Gabriel Iglesias:

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias, known professionally as Gabriel Iglesias or Fluffy, is an American comedian and actor. He is known for his shows I'm Not Fat… I'm Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy.

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America is grappling with cultural diversity, and I just want to put a show on that represents the world in which I live.

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.