With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don’t have one for common sense?
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Those who can't do teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
My mind was a mess back then as I drove across the country. I was driving to clear my head, and all I could do was obsess on my uncertain future. It's like you're at a crap game, and on your biggest roll, the dice go in slow motion. For months, you watch them spin and roll and bounce around, waiting for them to land so you know if you're a winner or a loser. Total limbo.
It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.