Quotes & Jokes about Common Sense


Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don’t have one for common sense?

I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!

The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words "common sense".

Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.

Common sense dictates the term "hot fudge sundae" has a totally different meaning in prison.

There is a chalk outline being drawn around common sense, and most people cannot even identify the victim.